{"product_id":"noir","title":"NOIR — Chocolate · Pistachio · Acai — Evening Recovery","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe best part of your day deserves better than a protein bar that tastes like cardboard wrapped in chocolate coating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOIR is the jar you earn.\u003c\/strong\u003e Deep Dutch-processed cacao — the kind that smells like a Parisian kitchen, not a candy aisle. Real pistachio butter — not pistachio flavoring, but the actual nut, ground into a cream that gives NOIR its rich, almost truffle-like texture. Acai berries for depth and a subtle berry-purple hue. And 10g of protein to support recovery after whatever your day threw at you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the most substantial jar in the StaverY lineup, and it's designed that way on purpose. Chef Marina built NOIR for the \u003cstrong\u003e6-9 PM window\u003c\/strong\u003e — post-workout, post-workday, post-everything. It's the moment when your body shifts from performance to recovery, and NOIR meets it there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe flavor is dark, layered, and intentionally sophisticated. This isn't sweet for the sake of sweet. It's the kind of rich that makes you slow down and savor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo artificial sweeteners. No synthetic protein isolates. No ingredients you need to Google. Just whole food, made fresh in small batches by a chef who spent 20 years feeding professional athletes before building this for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCurious how a spoonable jar reaches 10g of protein without a scoop? Read \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/high-protein-no-powder\"\u003ehow NOIR delivers high-protein overnight oats with no powder\u003c\/a\u003e — whole-food fermented brown rice, blended smooth, no chalk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContains:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chocolate (Dutch-processed cacao), Pistachio, Acai, 10g Protein, Sprouted Oats\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBest enjoyed:\u003c\/strong\u003e Evening, 6-9 PM or post-workout\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eMade fresh in Miami | Chef-crafted | 6 day shelf life | Refrigerate upon delivery\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"StaverY","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48462921695455,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/0344\/9567\/files\/NOIR_4_WEBP_2.webp?v=1776829890","url":"https:\/\/eatstavery.com\/products\/noir","provider":"StaverY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}